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tirsdag, desember 30, 2003
You know what? I haven't changed, actually. I'm just not that desperate anymore.
for CHRIST'S SAKE
ALL I WANT TO DO IS SEE A GODDAMN MOVIE
would anyone like a ziploc bag full of hair and wet kleenex? if you don't, i mean, that's cool and stuff.
so have any of you watched Codename: Kids Next Door? I turned it on today, and I guess #1 and #2 were sitting a table watching a girl get mad at her dad for saying something embarassing. and the first dialogue I heard was after the daughter and dad left, when #2 goes, "what's a bra?" and #1 goes, "And what's she training for??" in a british accent. and i laughed. so i kept watching, and the dad is this ridiculous characature of bill Cosby. which was also funny.
and now there's a Trix commercial on. and the rabbit is watching a boy band from offstage (I guess he's got connections) and he's like, "Those guys are a hit! And the fans are giving them Trix!" and indeed, the fans are handing out boxes of Trix and even bowls of Trix up to the guys on stage while they're performing. man stuff like that is so funny.
and the rabbit isn't even that disappointed at the end of the commercial. he just gazes up from the front row and goes, "they'll always be a hit with me!" and sighs deepely. Maybe the rabbit is gay. But he doesn't realize it. He just has an insatiable urge to get some Trix. He's obviously using the displacement method as an ego defense mechanism. He's looking for something, but it's not cereal. it's his true identity. maybe someday he'll find that rabbit inside that's been trying to get out, but can't because the rabbit community won't accept him (their culture is based around reproduction, no?) Maybe Trix cereal represents the Rabbit's unconscious. no wait. maybe he's just insecure in general. I mean, every other cereal icon (Count Chocula, that Toucan, The Cap'n, and the epitome of masculinity in the cereal world, Tony the Tiger) all have complete control over their cereal, and even have the power to distribute it to children. The Rabbit has to resort to constant theivery and deception to get his hands on one lousy box, and even then, he can never hold onto it for long. We've all witnessed for ourselves the failure of the Trix rabbit, but just how deep does his dejection run? It's not penis envy, but the Trix rabbit is definitely suffering from some inferiority complex. He must have been raised with a whole litter of other rabbits, so he probably received no special attention from his parents. 
(the milk is an obvious reference to his mother, and the rabbit is horrified at the sight of it. it's CLEAR that the rabbit had a lonely childhood)maybe he's working towards fufilling his childhood by finally doing something noteworthy.
um.....i don't know how to end this.
I swear to god my english essay on the final sounded exactly like this. and I ended that by saying Conrad from Ordinary People was the Oedipal Victor.
but I think in this instance i'll just post this:
do you guys remember this guy from the burger king commercials??? what a dude.
oh yeah. Codename: Kids Next door have a villain who is a huge, oversized (sweet redundancy!) bully-looking blond kid whose name is Big Brother.
THAT IS ENOUGH FOR ONE MORNING
no wait it's not this show keeps getting better. there's a car full of sharks ordering fastfood drive-thru. shit like that is GENIUS. haha and the dad shark is driving and he's like (in shark language), "Oh great! A red light! Doesn't anyone realize I have to keep moving?"
wow wouldn't you hate it if i recounted every tv show i watched like this?
mandag, desember 29, 2003
it's effed up how fast i go through packs of dentyne fire. it's probably not that healthy either.
man i saw pewep today. and it was a short set. but not short enough that i didn't notice how Ashley Miller was wearing red briefs! like i was!
anyway. this feels like fucking school. i'm up late procrastinating on something i don't want to be doing in the first place. the fuck. can't even write. why wouldn't you procrastinate on something you don't want to do. damm.
at least the critic's on at 2
I wanna hear that song by the Darkness right now. I wish i could still download music.
i wanna just drive away and go to school in Minnesota next year.
wow. new year in a couple. i'm 18 in a couple too. craze. that's dumb. This break is unlike any other break before. I feel like i never have to go back to school ever. I mean, i had a hard enough time concentrating on school last semester that i don't know what this'll bring. we don't send in third quarter grades, do we? hell.
man i don't wanna go to Chicago just cause of all the fucking anxiety it's causing right now. Like talking about it on here so much (twice). i know that's annoying, so you should hate it too. You should hear the shit i'm typing.
balls.
i haven't seen a movie in a while. who wants to go on a date?
søndag, desember 28, 2003
HEY
i had such a good time tonight! i saw so many people tonight. and i was so happy that so many of my friends came! i really effing appreciate that guys. and sorry you (SOME of you) missed peelander z cause that was cool. man. man alive.
i'm damn tired. i think i'll go read some. when i finish the Da Vinci code i'll write about it. cause it's sweet. naw man, it's tight.
and read hillary's blog. cause there's a really funny story on it. and it's true.
and seriously, fuck U of Chicago. i don't even wanna go there. fuckin' nerds.
lørdag, desember 27, 2003
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fredag, desember 26, 2003
HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S DISH SHOWS!
December 27th - El Torreon with Peelander-Z!!
december 31st - at Spitfire (new years Eve) With PEWEP IN THE FORMATS!!!
you know what, the Onion is just really gd funny this week. just click everywhere! i'm sure you'll be overcome with chuckles
onsdag, desember 24, 2003
oh shit. i just realized i'd be a perfect subject for anygiven Christmas movie.
cause i'm a heathen. with no spirit.
oy
sheesh. i can't sleep. and my mom is watching a miracle on 34th st. and it's real cheesy. and my hip hurts a lot. cause i walked a lot today. and it's annoying. shit goddam. it's annoying how i can't sleep. i should go read more. I started the DaVinci Code this evening and it's totally rad so far.
and now for me being a total teenage girl:
i went to recycled sounds today, and they had this totally hottt poster of Pirates of the Caribbean with Orlando bloom brandishing his sword like the phallus it is. and it was real nice and i really want it. and.....just so none of you waste your time, the official Lord of the Rings site has pictures of Legalos, and it has pictures of that hella scary Elephant thing from that one battle, but it has no image of the two combined, which is a pity if I ever saw one.
and tomorrow is Christmas la tee da dee da
ow my head hurts. the end. christ, that's all i say, is my head hurts. well i guess i have a tendency to blog when i'm in pain.
whatev.
søndag, desember 21, 2003
hey. right now my house has a surplus of cookies (of the iced variety), and chips and salsa. so if you've got a hankering for either stop by. and you could probably get some other stuff too. cause you know. we have more stuff. SWEET
ok ok ORION sorry i was TIRED today and now i'm going to go to bed!
fredag, desember 19, 2003
no, you silly goofs
what a great friday!!!
last final (whose ass i kicked. not totally. but i did kick it very hard)...italien with friends....fucking rock show...fuckin jimmy darrah show!
sweet. and now no obligations except for college apps. ca va! now i have time to get my hair cut. and read or something.
and it's just that gravity is almost what really causes a lot of everything in the universe. not everything...maybe it's like hydrogen and gravity. but yeah...it's crazy. and i don't mean -9.8 meterspersecondsquared i mean what causes stars to implode and shit. it's craaazy. what did Dietrich say earlier this year...i'll go find it.."Is God anything but gravity?" and yeah. but if you try and think about something that's so universal and has such a huge impact on everything....stars explode and send shit flying that turns into our solar system cause of gravity! whatever. everyone should take astronomy. or read A Brief History of Time. not like i have. but if you don't want the hassle of star journals and stuff....by the way. Check out O'Rien some night. it's big and cool and starry.
God is gravity.
torsdag, desember 18, 2003
our jazz band songs are really lame this year. jazz band is pretty lame in general this year. oh well. I’ll have a better parking spot then all y’all. I really wish I didn’t have a final tomorrow. finals on friday morning make me want to strangle myself with dental floss.
onsdag, desember 17, 2003
hey Dish is playing friday, in Lawrence!
it's at 7...at the ECM..1204 Oread ave
and it sounds pretty sweet. cause there'll be metal bands and anarchists but most importantly is a $3-5 donaish that goes to political prisoners. so yeah, ya dig?
tirsdag, desember 16, 2003
shoot! i was going to upload and use hella html skills to share the magic of mariah carey's "all i want for christmas" with you guys. but msn doesn't have enough space for the mighty mariah. whatev. this song will make you feel better. it's like the holiday #1 antidote is hot chocolate, then this song.
cool. now i gotta stop wastin time! hell! ok for art history ap kids PHONE hold on
ok just dietrich needing me to save his butt AGAIN right
ok for art history kids who read this...what....sam? maybe caroline? whatev. here are...
2001 test
2002 test
hi.
i just kind of slept. but it was disconcerting.
i think that the basis of everything that troubles me is:
1. school
2. boys
3. food
not in that order.
now, I am not complaining (ok, wait I am complaing ok ok i admit it) but I am not looking for pity (at the moment). i'm just trying to think what links those three subjects together, why it's those three, all the time. School, ok. what? striving to meet expectations, whether for yourself or someone else. i guess. boys and food are linked i guess. and that's that. for those reasons.
and god, i realize SO MUCH that i'm not a poor little girl with problems. I mean jesus, i could probably count the teenage girls who don't worry about those three things on my hands. so yeah. blhabla bhalbha b girly angst yadda yah.
but listening to "idiot kings" by soul coughing helped.
i think.
f word
mandag, desember 15, 2003
hey what is everyone doing for lunch tomorrow? share?
søndag, desember 14, 2003
hoowhao boy.
i've decided that eating at Taj Mahal is a type of skill. Tonight was my fourth or fifth time eating there, and I had a great time, enjoyed the food, remained conscious, etc. My cousins, on the other hand, struggled, and by the end of the night could not handle dessert. (what?) I was sailing along though. and i even just had some leftovers. oh yeah. oh yeah. it's all about practice and experience. you know what to get, how to pace yourself, etc. and it's sooooo good. and this doesn't mean i didn't have to unbutton my pants at the end of the night. cause i did.
and the good news continues, my cousin matt who was national guard unit was called to go to Iraq no longer has to go. hoo-rah
so yeah. happy days. sad week ahead. BARF
bye.
lørdag, desember 13, 2003
sign me up for dying!
snowed in=can't leave to get coffee=drastic measures=KJERSTIN MAKES FRENCH PRESS
and boy howdy, it's good.
i fucking love that new No Doubt song.
and i love all of my friends too, k?
ok?? thanks.
torsdag, desember 11, 2003
Hey who am I:
I wantcha BACK!
...i'm michael jackson. when he was cool and little and in the Jackson 5!
man i went effin' insane after school today. ask john and david. by the way, give them a high five, cause they jump started john's car. and it was pretty cool.
i'm on my 8th piece of dentyne fire. this shit is awesome.
um it's cool to save a voice messege cause you like the guy that left it. and then to save another voice messege because hearing another boy's voice makes you feel better about losing the first one's.
gawd i'm a fuck up.
gawd i love dentyne fire.
fuck college, man.
i'm going to live on a commune in canada.
and take day trips to toronto. cause toronto is the shit. and quebec, i guess.
onsdag, desember 10, 2003
haha. you should read my pride and pred essay. once i realized we weren't getting a real grade on it, i stopped caring and turned in a kind of half-assed essay thing. i have a couple unfinished sentences... example: "Darcy."
hahaha poor mr. c.
i have to get up hella early tomorrow. i think i'll sleep in my clothes. it'll be awesome.
man, there's nothing like eating chocolate, peanut butter, and butter all melted together on a snow day.
mmm....butter......
Vans are not shoes for the snow. Shoes for posers, yes. But not for the snow.
I went to the post office and grocery store today! And I only lost control of the car once!
and because it's a snow day, and because I really wanted to go to Caroline's, and because I want to post a picture, here's one from last yearrrrr:
heh.
hillary: POW!
tirsdag, desember 09, 2003
RIP Paul Simon.
Senator Paul Simon, that is.
i had a shitty day today! motherfucker!
i don't know why i even look at boys.
but whatev. i got friends. and that voice we do.
this show is funny.
søndag, desember 07, 2003
guys, it's time for college. noooo shit.
i'd go to Minnesota just so this would be my mascot
i hate people who act like they know piano but they don't, the shit heads.
i've decided I need to find a boy with a UK accent who will sing me Of Montreal songs.
fredag, desember 05, 2003
i made this on paint.
all the same, it would be sweet if you were there
torsdag, desember 04, 2003
man. i saw a guy on the news today that I could totally take. he was against gay marriages and I totally could have taken him. sometimes I think maybe i should be a lawyer. or I should have stuck with debate or something. I miss arguing with people (Bring it, student government.) i don't know. i feel that i've shyed away from where i was say, two years ago as far as expressing my views. maybe cause people don't want to mention stuff around me. goddammit. i was asked two or three times if I brought in those sexual harassement speakers. that pisses me off. anyway.
in other news, she is a tramp.
and it's ok! so is he. and I'm over it. whatever man. afuafilsfucuuck.
Yeah, dying inside!
oh yeah and my mom just said "fuckface" it was awesome.
that's why this chick
is a tramp.
onsdag, desember 03, 2003
man studying sucks i really don wanna do it and i haven'ta lll night. and i started playing guitar (regular guitar) to procrastinate more but really it just made me depressed and less motivated because i'm so damn bad with six strings. fucking art. fucking physics. i have no clue how to do that shit. enlightenment is welcome. merc
Have you driven your republican to his dad's office today?
ok, apparently, "to handle someone with kid gloves" is some expression that actually exists in the English language. I, of course, have never heard it before. Maybe cause I wasn't raised by Michael Jackson. whatev. they shouldn't define french idioms with English idioms.
but I don't feel like waging war against idomatic expressions today. it's white chili night.
tirsdag, desember 02, 2003
this is Branson, MO at Christmas.
this is comparable to my neighborhood.
yo. seriously. people need to hang out with me just so they can pick me up and drive by my neighborhood to see how freaking ridiculous it looks. man, I thought Romany was bad. with the wrapped tree trunks and inflated santas etc. but DEAR GOD i drove down 69th Terr today and MOTHER OF GOD. it is so ridiculous! i seriously stopped and stared. i can't even explain it. travel down to my neighborhood. my house is in between these two streets that look like Walmart threw up on them or something. it's the one with no lights. yeah WHAT.
mandag, desember 01, 2003
haha the fuck
i'm going over the list of idiomatic expressions (all 4829875 of them) for the psycho test wednesday.
and she's weird, so she lists all of them without the english definition. and so I see,
prendre des gants avec quelqu'un
and at first glance, I think, "oh, that's probably 'to hold hands' or something." well it's not. it means, "to handle someone with kid gloves."
what the hell??? that can be taken in so many ways....but more importantly, why the FUCK is that an idiomatic expression we have to learn????
i fucking pulled something when I went running yesterday. my right hip hurts when i walk.
EXERCISE IS BAD FOR YOU
heh. ok. things that make me feel better:
when I was driving around today after school (not on purpose) i was stopped going south on JC Nichols blvd. or st. or whatever. you know. in between the big round fountain and the tall fountain. and the people behind me were kissing in their car. and it was real sweet. and then I looked right by the tall fountain, and this other couple...hahaha...ok, the guy had on this white large, turtleneck sweater. and he had one of those Newsie-Pippen hats on. and he had HELLA MUTTONCHOPS. they were orange-red too. and HUGE. and the woman he was with had on a large black turtleneck sweater and they looked so foreign and funny and out of place. and the couple behind me saw them too and thought it was funny too.
and apparently everyone at the Parent's meeting today was pissed because Sarah and her cher petit DUI got the raider award. hahaha. i like how everyone knows.
ma haaaan alive
awww i feel so bad right now. and angry. but a sad angry. I lose.
shewt.
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