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torsdag, april 29, 2004
SPEAKING OF PIA USING MY COMPUTER.....
i think she got scared when she started typing "Othello" in the Google search bar, because the options that appeared for her to type, that had been saved in my computer from previous uses were
oedipus complex
oslo motherfuckers
i smell so fucking bad! if you think so too, let me know.
onsdag, april 28, 2004
Ditch Day.....hurts....so......GOOD!
sleepysleepysleepy
mandag, april 26, 2004
BITCH the day i play bass with sgt. peppers in chorus will not be tomorrow......but it will be AWESOME
even if i didn't see Andrew WK.....my shoes did!
guys, i think i figured out the one reasonable way to study for the plethora of APs that ominously approach us. and that is watching Jeopardy.
mmmmmmmountain dew!
who dons their pajamas??? i mean really.
søndag, april 25, 2004
mmmm...pasta ....and cookies and stuff....
may day practice was actually really fun. even if my stomach didn't think so.
prom was muy funnnnnn. yay.
yo my grandma shook hands with Yasser Arafat
ummmm WHO'S idea was it to have May Day practice today????? i want them DEAD.
ooops these aren't my socks
torsdag, april 22, 2004
you know what i'm bad at? being emaciated.
onsdag, april 21, 2004
Kate Berkley the other day: "I get to taste the Eucharist!"
HEY! if you guys are around or something, and you hear that I died, one of the following is why:
-my mother! oy!
-i'm riding in my car, and i hit a pothole, and the car flips over. then explodes. twice.
-clogged artery
-clogged pore
-i'm riding my bike like, three blocks or something and it fucking breaks into A MILLION MOTHERFUCKING PIECES cause it will cause it rattles and shit and everything's off balance and YEAH
-neoclassicism
-in photography, i drink every fucking chemical in the room so i no longer hear the inane banter of the imbeciles in that class!
-self pity
ANYWAY during the bike ride i just went on (DIZZY!!!) that made me think about dying cause my bike was like, "i'm gonna kill ya......now! haha jk i got you! ok.....now!" i drove by that house that's like, "caution 73284 children live here" and there were drums coming through the upstairs window and it was really nice!
i've been listening to Elliot Smith's Either Or for the past six days. straight.
if something costs 75 cents, it will really be 81!
mandag, april 19, 2004
you guys. the fuck. The UMKC jazz ensemble under Bobby Watson is so freaking good. I just saw one of the best performances of my life. they were inCREDible!!!! i'm only saying this because for the talent that i saw, there was nowhere near as huge a crowd to see them. SO! just freaking go to the shows, the tickets are cheap whatever cause there is some fiiine music going on there. call me and we'll go together k?
lørdag, april 17, 2004
I am watching XXX right now!!! Why is Samuel L. Jackson in this movie???
man i hate the low carb diet craze. I grew up in a house stocked (well stocked) with low fat crackers and ice cream. Always in green containers. and you know what? whatever. I lived with that, and I still do. but today, I opened up the freezer to see a box of Klondike bars! "Radical!" I think. but then i see it's LOW CARB klondike bars. what the hell? that's so stupid. no one in this house is on the atkins diet. there's like, no health benefit to eating low carb ice cream bars for me. plus i hear it gives you gas like a maniac. but i guess i should have given up a long time ago on justifying my parents' shopping habits.
Vin Diesel just two seconds ago: I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!
cool! i reallly liked the music last night. and the kill bill.
 : Hi I'm out on DVD now!
torsdag, april 15, 2004
events i want to go to soon and the invitation's open
-friday....punkrockprom @ the Spitfire
-saturday....TV rating thingie. and the invitation's not that open. cause i have four tickets. but if you realllllly wanna go
-tuesday.....the guy that started the whole Gays in the boy scout thing (took it to the Supreme Court, etc) is speaking @ UMKC at 7pm. if ya care.
-april 29....astronomy lecture @ UMKC .....NERD
I had an Hawaiian Punch Slurpee today (to mix things up a bit, and cause the cherry one did NOT have its act together) and it was really good. cause you know, it's got all the fruits in it. and it makes me really hope there's like a lemon slurpee that's out during the summer, cause can you imagine how good that would be?
this is my impression of most of the boys i like: "umm....on second thought...."
but i'm not very good at impressions. and hopefully this isn't an exception? what?
this is really mean of me to say but i met a girl tonight who looked like a character on Duckman. OUCH.
if any underclassmen read this, my advice to you is to keep doing your homework. I know it sucks, but work ethic is kind of important, and quite frankly i think mine ran away after i starved it in the basement for two weeks. but that was a while ago.
i really like Lorrie Moore's writing.
oh yeah and if they underclassmen that read this know underclassmen in my art history class, tell them to SPEAK THE FUCK UP. thanks. no i seriously want their contribution to class. i respect them and everything but it'd be great if when we talked about European History, and the seniors don't remember it, for someone who's STUDYING IT THIS YEAR to enlighten the class. Thanks suga.
the summer is gnawing at my bones!
onsdag, april 14, 2004
and that person who's anonimous, man you REALLY know how to push my buttons!!
I think spring gets better and better every year. it was really nice driving to Madrigals (and back) this evening. and funny cause I saw the man in the suit and the fancy car behind me pick his nose then fling it out the window.
this is why i love michael alm!
Els goril les sòn els més grans dels primats i en Floquet de Neu el més especial de tots ells pel seu pelatge blanc.
man i haven't been able to read my email for like a week. i went in to the Ath Dept today to work but no one was there, so i was leaving, but then I poked around in the wrestling room cause Clothesline had put some stuff in there. cause it's the toy room and all? and to my disappointment, there wasn't anything cool there. or small enough that it wouldn't be missed...hmm..... heh...........haha........ bwahahahaha
yep
and there is an Edward Gorey exhibition in San Diego right now! too bad i don't live there!
mandag, april 12, 2004
mmmm i love eating apples....but not as much as i love eating carbs!!
shy naya j;mbI!!!!
i want someone who can download music to make me a michael jackson cd!
I went to the eye doctor today and they put nasty shit in my eyes that makes them all big and makes me look like an alien and stuff....
and this conversation took place between me and the nurse, Rich!
Rich: (looking over my papers) That's an interesting way to spell your name.
(long pause)
Kj: thanks. [the long pause is caused by me seriously pondering whether or not to say, "oh really? do you have another way of spelling my name? Do you spell my name the normal way?"]
Rich: What is that, German?
Kj: no....Norwegian.
Rich: (carefree laugh) ...Northern Europe......
OK!
don't quit your day job, Rich!
then with my dialated pupils i read Elle Girl! (The music issue!) and they had the 50 hottest rocker guys, and Rufus Wainwright was like, #46 or something, and i was like, "awesome!" and the little blurb thing was like, "Even though he 'plays for the other team'...." and it was way funny!
anddddd i think now i have to go keep studying art history and making my incredible-but-not-yet-understood-as-genius-in-my-lifetime Alliance signs. cause you know i'm tres/sec. word.
søndag, april 11, 2004
does anyone else want to get the Pizza Hut Four-for-All pizza just cause the muppets advertised it?
onsdag, april 07, 2004
this is what i felt like listening to today:
trail of dead, daniel s. singing (cause his voice is so pretty), my funny valentine, walking out of stride by badly drawn boy, sleepwalking 'n' third planet by modest mouse, chewin' the apple of your eye by the flaming lips. cause that's what i feel like now.
everyone's mad. i kinda don't wanna be here now. it's like at the circus....
mandag, april 05, 2004
This is a new game i just made! it's called
OK OK WHO AM I:
(choir trip version!)
13 actions or quotes from one of your favorite Choir Trip personalities! Can you guess them all? Bonus points if you can pick out the two couples!
1."Mmm...the girls have tasteful dresses....and good posture...."
2. (grinds with Sam)
3. (big)
4. (little)
5. "she had tits the size of basketballs"
6. (steps in 5 ft. deep pool of slush)
7. "Dreeeeeamerrrrrrrrrrr...........................s"
8. (humps Corbett)
9. (humps Caroline)
10. (watches)
11. (gets mad about kunyu taking the lord's name in vain)
12. WHOOOOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH!!!! FIREBALL! (in the bottom of the television screen)
13. "Would you sing for me?"
and uh, don't post your answers. thanks.
Counter culture passed me right by....
I have: Kin Lin coupons
I do not have: academic motivation
are you thinking what I'm thinking?
(Villa Rotunda what?)
we just had a huge fucking lasagna spill in the oven! wooioiau
THIS WEEKEND i went to colorado! and i learned how to ski, and i think skiing is a lot of fun, and it makes me want to have my own mountain that i can practice skiing on all the time. and la dee da i'd say it was a fun trip BUT as cool as Ken Kesey is and all, i was DAMN glad to be off the bus last night.....
my apologies for that last comment! who says things like that!
jeeeez i just remembered how WORTHLESS AP french is. seeeeriously. nothing comes outta that class. I wanna floss my ass with it. SICK. and THAT reminds me that i'll spend the rest of spring curled up 'side the fire with the AP Physix review book.
in other news, I think that The College Process is wack, and that Pembroke fucks with your mind.
Photography is a sick and complicated science!
Dear Michael Alm, don't leave Italy till you get my postcard thanks.
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