Clap Hands 
factories and smoke
onsdag, januar 28, 2004
StraaaaaAAAighten up and fly right
cool down daddy, dontcha blow your top
i get to play bass on that. i'm psyched.
i had a very protein-filled day today!
AND OH MY GOD
on 75th and Wyandotte (right off of wornall) a FUCKING PLANET SUB it's like out my damn window. not really. but compared to the other locations, it is. I am SO EXCITED. i don't think it's open yet but boy howdy it sho looks pretty. COOL i'm going to go back to my homework thanks.
man, that new Michelle Branch piece just speaks to me.
quel jourrrr i was in a bad mood for the morning, mostly because people at school are just really pissing me off. everyone's a moron. but the debate made me feel better because the conservatives were just so dumb. and then we got to draw pictures in english, and the day peaked when I got a chicken sandwich at Oklahoma Joe's.
then i slept in art history and left early from photog even though i shoudn'tve.
whatev. it's annoying how i need to sleep more but never do. um the next time you're doing something blurry, call me, and i'll take a picture of it.
once i figure out how to load my film.
damn, you know what was good? the cookies and sledding chez caroline
tirsdag, januar 27, 2004
let's discuss suntin'
either we lovin' or i'll see ya tomorrow
"more like NO baby!"
-Carol
mandag, januar 26, 2004
it is COLD and SCARY outside. watch yo' self
i developed my first roll of film today! it was one of the most stressful experiences of my life! but it was worth it to see those tiny people reflected inside the line of small boxes. and now zeh arr hung up to dry.
søndag, januar 25, 2004
we're having this tofu shepherd's pie stuff for dinner. and it's really not bad at all. but the tofu looks like brains. or something i think i saw in biology. whatever. i just ate it.
I wish Rage Against the Machine wasn't playing with Chris Cornell
this is me 
and a five foot tall tank of nitrogen strapped to a telephone pole on State Line.
fuck me gently with a chainsaw
tirsdag, januar 20, 2004
let's fall in love, let's fall in love!
mandag, januar 19, 2004
I really love the Beatles. yeah.
you can always tell when i have a lot of annoying homework. cause i do like, fifteen posts in one day or evening or whatever. because it's that annoy.
so sorry. but this is what i do when i don't want to talk to anyone online. man this sucks.
i feel kinda sick cause i ate so much today. so much good food. like pancakes. and um..farbooli? name? and fucking Eden Ally. it was so good. EAT THERE.
I want to get deferred from Carleton so the option of McGill is open. But then I really want to get into Carleton so I don't have to go to Grinnell. i think it's full of nerds. Carleton is full of hippie nerds that are HOT. do you like these things I'm making up? cause that's what i'm doing. i really don't give a damnnnnnnnn. but yeah. the point is that....going to school in Montreal would be cool. and cheap. whoopee.
and speaking of Iowa, ask Sam. because I am a bad democrat.
man i have a sweet bracelet and a sweet CD. i wonder if this'll be my last post o' the evening. PROBABLY NOT. i'll prolly post another picture or something. i don't know why i do that. but it's better than posting lyrics, am I right? am I right?
goddam! have you guys seen Kid Notorius on Comedy Central? I saw it last night and it was really good.
ferreal. sign me up for dying. i wanna do it every night.
give my love to whats-his-face
awww! The Y Chromatones are like, my favorite band! get their new cd. I think it's worth it just for "if I had a million dollars." that Wally is such a riot!
man alive! my birthday has lasted for a couple days. i just love that. ugh. my mom just brought home these crazy ass chocolate chip cookies. if you want one, take em. they're killer.
i think i'm sick. i keep tasting mucas. ew! fuck!
je veux ta compagnie...
thanks.
i can't just sit down and write in french! this is so annoying and it makes me want to DIE!
søndag, januar 18, 2004
shit. I thought this was genius. "Riotous living." fucking genius.
torsdag, januar 15, 2004
THE EVOLUTION OF MY WATCH
This is it when i bought it. it was dorky.
this is when it was really cool.
Bath time ALL THE TIME
and then caroline lost the cock ring, and i made it pretty in pink, and the back fell off...
it hasn't stopped being cool, but it's kinda falling apart. and there's glass shards floating around in there. and sometimes the second hand gets stuck on them.
haha and the band really smells.
onsdag, januar 14, 2004
whoa! i just cracked like, 15 joints in one finger. Rachmaninoff'll do that to you, I guess.
it sucks how i still have to get up early tomorrow even though I don't have class. let's start calling it clASS.
speaking of
mr. pesselato was writing photography organizations on the board the other day and instead of ASA he wrote ASS. then kind of stared at it for a while, and i was laughing kinda hard, and then he erased it. yeah it was funny, ok?
SUCKS to do apps
i don't feel attractive today.
I think it's the lighting.
tirsdag, januar 13, 2004
we'd love to take you home!!!
man!
my friends give the best presents! I love them so much! So much love! merci.
yeah. I was a little pessimistic about turning 18. I still am. 18? the hell. I guess it's cause I liked it when people thought I was a lot older than 16 when I was 16. And now I actually am "older." so yeah, like most things I'm upset about, it's all about the ego.
and i was also bummed out that not much happens when you turn 18. and it depressed me how you can't talk to anyone about turning 18 without someone (usually me)mentioning buying cigarettes and girlie magazines. like, that's all there was there was to joke about, and it was the same joke over and over again. but today i thought of so many more great things to do at age 18!
}cigs 'n' porn (YEAH i'm still going to acknowledge them!)
}vote
}go to super cool shows in Lawrence and Columbia
}drink (in Canada)
}drink (in Chile)
}order all that cool stuff you see commercials for on TV! like those paint pens, and that thing that lets you TRACE ONTO ALMOST ANY SURFACE!
}go to Big Girl Prison if i get in trouble!
}drive (in Chile)
it's somebody else's birthday too!
and now it's not illegal to do him!
søndag, januar 11, 2004
so returning from Waldo Pizza this evening with a slew of coupons taped to the box, I got this great idea. We should start a network or something, where we share whatever coupons, CD's, books, movies, records we all have, so we all benefit.....This is all because i'm just a Thrifty Sonuvagun. Look....I've got Waldo Pizza coupons, you don't. I just ate there, so I probably won't again for a while. YOU should use them. I want to see Spinal Tap, but don't have it, you do. Instead of paying an obscene amount to rent it once, I get to borrow your copy for free. Same for music...maybe borrow a CD, preview it before you buy it, or burn it or record it onto a tape if you're a loser or a hipster or don't have an effing burner. don't ya see??? we could all save a ton of money. We could make Karl Marx proud. who's with me?
I saw Whitney Houston's 80's gem "How will I know" today on VH1 Classic. the key change is to die for.
I also saw The (motherfucking) Darkness on IMX. and i would transcribe the dialogue, because it was genius, but then the magic would be lost. and wouldn't that be a pity.
in other news: I cannot think of anything more horrible than sitting in Mrs. Wells' AP Physics class tomorrow morning at 8:05 am.
PS--
If you are a veggie pizza from Waldo Pizza, do NOT fuck with me, becuase i will FUCKING END YOU
it is SO NICE outside! go outside! thanks
fredag, januar 09, 2004
man, Quiktrip hot chocolate is the MOST!
praise the Lord i think i've seen the light.....
that doesn't mean anything! it's just stuck in my head!
man. that's the last thursday night for a while when i think i can go out. but it was cool! cause i really don't like hardcore but I really like Jimmy D and the Rotten threeeee
yesterday in class, jimmy (F, not D) was was listening to his music really loudly, and Dr. Salinger was like, "I like you music, Jimmy" and Jimmy was like, "what?" and Dr. Salinger said, "I said I like your music, Jimmy. I can hear it coming through your orifices." and I LOLed
speaking of my Democratic Primaries class (godDAMN i love jan term), we watched this HBO (?) movie documentary thing, Journeys with George (title suggested by George W himself, who afterwards added, "maybe you could spell it with a G or something....") and yeah. It was really good. This nice democratic lady from NBC took her little home video recorder and went on Bush's 2000 election press corps tour. It showed a lot about politics, elections, and the media most of all. it was very enjoyable, and not that long. so i suggest it. but BE FOREWARNED! this documentary makes George W Bush into a REAL HUMAN BEING. a really likeable one, at that. which i guess is another point of the movie. whatev. fun's over. see ya monday.
onsdag, januar 07, 2004
so today in Pessalato's minimalism class we took a trip to the Kemper to hear Denzil Hurley speak. see herebecause he's a minimalist, etc. and yeah. I don't know what it is, but like yesterday, I could not help but drift in and out of consciousness the whole time (cool euphamism for sleep) until the last few minutes or so of the slide show. but i don't know. I just don't think minimalism is my kind of art. yet at least. cause I don't understand it. and a lot of the painting just kept looking the same (see: those boards from kindergarten, where you strung rubber bands around the little pins sticking out of the boards....there were a lot of those) and yeah. His voice was just too calming I guess. I think by the end Pia and i both felt like two kids in church. oh, then the room started getting really hot and stuffy. yeah.
I think art is easy to make fun of and hard to truly appreciate.
(not for the most part)
god why is my right hand so cold?
haha i sound like a stoner
don't you love old people's houses? they're always so retro because you know they stopped being up to date in the 70's. and they always smell that one smell....
You're Spain!
You like rain on the plain, as well as interesting architecture and
a diverse number of races and religions. You like to explore a lot, but sailing,
especially in large groups, never really seems to work out for you. Beware of pirates
and dictators bearing bombs. And for heavens' sake, stop running around bulls!
It's just not safe!
Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid
tirsdag, januar 06, 2004
shit i almost fell asleep today
(nutella picture)
mandag, januar 05, 2004
oh wow! the Rover landed on mars. i saw it on the news. all the NASA people were really happy. it was cute. and in some other official place, they watched the video, and they watched it with 3D glasses. yeah. those 3D cardboard glasses. hella official.
it's crazy to think of the terrain of Earth compared to that of Mars. think about it. then again, mars is older, and a lot has happened.....it's weird to think that Earth might someday look like that.
I should watch the news more often.
it took more than seven months for that thing to land on mars. craaazy.
søndag, januar 04, 2004
shit. i can't believe winter break is over WHAT
it totally feels like there should be at least one more week left before we go back. I've never felt this way about break before. but imagining school right now is effing surreal. I don't really know why. But i sure as hell don't want to go tomorrow. and see anyone there. ewwww just thinking about it.....
so yeah. my first week of break was pretty good. it was a party every day. and then my superego started flexing the big guns, causing me to stay up to ungodly hours and making me very unsocial. (See: last couple days). Oh well. in a week or two it'll be back to the norm i guess. sans astronomie. but with photography. wait. I don't have a camera. oops.
omgaquateens
and dAMN! Harvey Birdman is back!
de l'Oignon
lørdag, januar 03, 2004
WOW!
i just got back from the public library! what a place, but it's a pity because i wanted to get there before it closed so i could check out Ruby Vroom again cause i've been dying to hear it forever and i played some soul coughing (and some THE DARKNESS) today on THIS:
BUT yeah some other person is enjoying it right now so i just checked out some bob dylan and fishbone! yeeee uh.
AND i saw Sam ryan's mom. so it was worth it
hahah and like, part of the back seat door of my car, the rubber part on the bottom, came like, unsnapped or whatever, so after i was home i went over to fix it, and I stood up and looked across to see my neighbor and he said, "hi!" and I said "hey!" haha but man for some reason it came out really high-pitched. and it was really funny. i wonder if he thought so.
anyway. college applications make you really good at pong. and you gotta try 3D pong
i got a letter from Dr. J today! oh YEAH
so yeah. for a day of not seeing anyone or having a lot of fun, well, i guess i did have some fun! and now i have to go type bull crap again. well, i guess applications aren't so bad, cause i don't mind writing, it's just the concept of having to make everything perfect that bugs me. sheeet! man i gotta see Lost in Translation tomorrow. cause it closes then. i need to .......
things i don't want to be when I grow up:
without hands
an accountant
a college rep
a tool
a pretentious college application
lonely
monogamous
...hah!
torsdag, januar 01, 2004
DON'T YOU DIG THIS CRAZY DECEMBER WEATHER??
hey guys!
you know I really hate "what's up" as a greeting. i mean, i use it and stuff. I don't hate it. It's just annoying. Cause it's so tempting to go "not much" but for the most part, you're doing something, and I hate betraying that activity by saying "nothing" so I usually just say what I am doing, or what is up. Like how i need to wash my hair or something.
i'm listening to Justin timberlake. yeah I am. what do you want to do about it? what's that? come over and listen with me? cool.
anyway. my new year's eve was pretty awesome. the timing was impeccable. and i have a sheared pair of men's briefs (size XL) OH MY GOD. there's something written on them. but anyways. i guess i could say a lot more about new year's eve. but it would be too hard to cater to all the parties. unlike last night. whoooopeee hope everyone feels ok.
on a more serious note, i have been sober for far too long
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