Clap Hands 
factories and smoke
tirsdag, april 01, 2003
the most DIABOLICAL brownies are in my oven right now. you could not even handle them. the bake sale will be cool . because we will sell low. oh man will we. ohhh come the revolution.
anyway. I really hate it when i'm playing a piece and my piano teacher is humming or saying "dum dum duh" or something to the piece's melody cause it realllly messes me up cause she always is too slow or something and i just want to be like, "COULD YOU NOT THANKS"
and I made the mistake of askign her how her spring break was and she started telling me all about Branson (god) with her grandchildren. She saw Jimmy Osmond who she said was really good, and then how she went to this restaurant owned by Dolly Parton or something where you walk in and one side is the NOrth and the other side is the SOutha nd they fight the Civil War (to quote her: "It's the North and the South... just like in the Civ- was it the Civil War? yeah the Civil war") and how there were no utensils and I feel bad cause I must have just had a horrified look on my face while she was telling me all this and THEN oh god she starts talkign about the war and how it was really special or something how they were in Branson when the war started and for christ's sake. She was like, "it just breaks my heart that our boys and girls are getting killed" and i wanted to say something like, "yeah I feel the same way, only I include iraqi girls and boys and all those other non-terrorists" but I didn't cause sheesh who knows what that would have meant. yeah. anyway.
I should have practiced more over break.
yowza.
and congrats to sam. though sam, you do realize we'll subject you to announcements that you foolishly won't proofread such as
"And Raider Women's soccer had a great weekend this last week where so and so scored two goals and alyssa made a really good block and they were really glad to see all their fans and i eat lots of penis so come to their next game this thursday at four!!"
and i am SO WEARING TEVAS RIGHT NOW
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