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søndag, november 30, 2003
man i think this is so funny
and I wish i could find today's Family Circus cause it was really disturbing and fucked up like all their strips
onsdag, november 26, 2003
awkward day! awkward lives!
i'm off to nebraska for a few
but still feel free to leave messeges on my cell phone. even though you won't. whatev.
and uh, if you have nothing to do saturday night, check this place out. cause i'll be there.
lata
mandag, november 24, 2003
well, with all this AP French shit this year...french has kind of sucked, and what i feared is becoming true...i'm beginning to distance myself from all things french. So that's why it's so lovely when something comes along and just re affirms my love of French culture. makes me happy. this movie, folks, is so good. it's just a really beautiful movie. You should watch it sometime.
søndag, november 23, 2003
KEEP ON SKANKIN' RONNIE
SKANK THE NIGHT AWAY
man i just listened to the best song in the world. "But not for me" done by Erroll Garner. usually I listen to that song or play it when I feel like shit and hella lonely and just everything on that side of the spectrum. but Garner's version was just so happy! awww. shit like that feels good. it's real cold right now.
love, kjerstin.
lørdag, november 22, 2003
oh man! less than jake is playing at the beaumont club tonight. that would be cool. I haven't been to a concert like that in a long time.
I saw tour buses outside it earlier today, and two band members talking to some kids, but they might have been from the other bands. which I don't know.
tra la.
fredag, november 21, 2003
hahah my ACT score dropped two points. I didn't want to take it again anyways, they made me. Serves 'em right, the bastards.
someone compiled a list of the worst Porn Film names ever. and they're all real:
A Horse's Tail
Abs Of Cum
Adult Movie
Adventures Of The Fart Bitches
Afro-Centrix Pumpin' The Po-Po
Airtight Granny
All Anal Onthe Westernfront
Amateurs Only- I'm A brownshit-Holed Whore
Amber The Lesbianqueefer
Anal Chiropractor
Ass-Holemio
Autobiography Offlea
Backdoor Adventures Of Butthead And Beaver
Backdoor Lambada
Beeping Miss Buffy
Beverly Hills 9021-Ho
Big Trouble In little Vagina
Big, Brown, Bomb Boo-Yow Booty
Brassiere To Eternity
Brianna Lee's Red Hot Weinie Roast
Bumpindonuts
Butt Nuggets
Climax Shots My Browneye, Not The Winker, The Stinker
Crack Whores Of America
Dead Men don't Wear Rubbers
Dude, Where's My Dildo
E-Three The Extra Testicle
Filthy Fuckers- Poke 'Er Mon
Geranalmo
Germanwhore Fare
Good Assternoon
H.R. Muff N' Stuff
Hairy Honies Furburgers
Hindfeld
Hooters And The Blowjobs
Hump Street
Hung Wankenstein
Hush my Mother Might Hear Us
Indiana Joan and The Black Hole Of Mammoo
Jerk Your Cum Crayon and Color Me White
Let's Play Anal Twister
Let's Play Stain the Couch
Lusty Life Slide Your Long Loaf In my Hot Oven
May The Foreskinbe With You
Moulinsplooge
Muffugnugen
Music To Fuck To
Once, Twice, Three Times a labia
Price Is Right
Prime Cuts - one Fell Into The Poo-Poo's Nest
Prime Cuts - yo Quiero Taco Smell
Red Hot Cho Chos
Rimmerama
Ejacu-latee
Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
Secretaria Ejecutivabroad Of Directors
Sex Starved Fuck Sluts Stinky White Women
She's Not lesbian... She's vaginatarian
Sperms Of Endearment
Super Dripping Wet Series - carnal Casserole
Tea Bagger Vance
The Anal Girls Of Tobacco Road: Vagina Slimes
Tig Ol' Bitties
Tits Of Fury
Nookie Raider
Topless Brainsurgeons
Tug Boat
Ultra Kinky - Bowlin' In her Colon
Wall To Wall - Hello Titty
What's The Lesbian doing In my Pirate Movie ?
White Men can't Irononbutt Row
Willie Wanker And The Fudge Packing Factory
Yank My Doodle, It's dandy
Homegrownvideo: Fuck The Canuck
torsdag, november 20, 2003
je suis dans un etat constant de pisse.
onsdag, november 19, 2003
i hope that the art school enjoys your big drawing of ruin....
stuck in my head....
i'm going to go read Lear and die
who reads this?
nev'mind. i'ma play geetar.
Jensen Power(s?) just ran by my house. and I said hi. and i was eating a cookie. hhnnnnnnnn
it would be great. if someone could loan me a cup of motherfuckin' motivation.
thanks.
NO MOTHERFUCKER! I JUST RIPPED THE BIGGEST HOLE IN MY PANTS!!
SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIIIIIIIIE
mandag, november 17, 2003
oh my god you don't know how much i want to throw up right now. shittttt. Goddammit. and I got a flu shot today, so I won't be getting that. I just hope i don't get mono. that would suck like you know. please god. no mono for me thanks
please god give me some moti fucking vation.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S MONDAY.
i can't believe I keep forgetting how small we are.
i need to miss some fucking school. no shit.
søndag, november 16, 2003
wow, you know who is so much less awkward than Blake?
i saw Kill Bill this evening and it was fan-fucking-tastic. i want the soundtrack real bad. I also want to be in that one Japanese band that was playing.
it was really funny, because there were these couple of guys sitting next to us who laughed and talked through the whole thing. two loud, unattractive men who would be like, "aw no! don't mess with her!" or "She has really nasty feet. Goddamn nasty feet." but it was funny.
I have been wearing the same shirt since...oh...three o'clock yesterday. it's cool though. no one knew. i'm going to shower really soon. swear.
I'd like to pretend I'm sad the chiefs lost, but I really didn't give a damn about them until this year. and by giving a damn, I mean asking my dad, "are the Cheifs playing? What's the score?" every Sunday afternoon when I walked by the TV in the kitchen. whatever. tomorrow is monday. and it's going to blow. like the big bad wolf.
sweet. my head hurts and i'm whining like a motherfucker.
lørdag, november 15, 2003
awwww
NOF (night of fun) was fantastic. hell, even MOP (morning of pain) was ok. I love my team so much. too bad field hockey isn't year round. cause then i'd still be excercising. and chillin' with juniors.
playing was cool too. even though i had to leave early and didn't know many people (what? i knew like five people hey that's cool that's what we were expecting) in fact i was more nervous about not knowing anyone than i was about playing. which was a good thing. it was almost good it was such short notice, because I didn't really have time to freak out. well, i did. but i stifled it, motherfucker. I stifled it like....oh i don't know. like something badass.
but yeah. I only fucked up noticeably once or twice, and not even enough to get upset about. whatev. dish is fucking rad.
i was planning on doing that art club thang....and i showed up at Ben Scott's house and everything...and waited....with all those sophomores....but I just wanted dry toast and coffee. and they wanted thai noodles. and hell if i was going to do that today. it would have been really weird anyway. some other day, i promise. hah i looked like a fucking dumbass. oh well. like I said, it would have been weird.
plus I got my dry toast and coffee. and I'll be damned if it wasn't the best thing ever.
oh mah god what was I thinking....
fredag, november 14, 2003
man alive. as if there wasn't enough drama before 6pm.
holy motherofgod in an hour or so i'm playing. chez etrangere. for my first show. and i'm going to crap my pants. sheeeeesh. but you know what? it's all good. and then it's all NOF.
if anyone's up at 9am tomorrow mornin call my cell phone to wake me up. if i'm not up already.
oh man. saturday's going to be mad-wild too. nooo shit.
onsdag, november 12, 2003
purchases of the evening:
$5 (what?) MSHSAA cover fee.
$2.57 three pepper hummus.
That makes two weeks i've gone to Hy vee after 7pm. there's not much going on there. the free samples are a bit lacking. but can be pleasing too. last time I got a whole cookie.
um sweet i get to read poetry in two weeks. whatev.
to daniel s: happy birthday
to daniel w: update your site, motherfucker
tirsdag, november 11, 2003
seriously. Real World's season has really gone on too long. I started watching it because of you know, the whole PARIS thing, but everytime i see that house of theirs...which is so much more Hallbrookish than Franch (which it is not at all) i just ...bah! nothing happens on that show! they're so boring! I can never tell if MTV is being serious or not. plus i hate everyone on it. and they should all die.
but Rich Girls. man, whoever edits that show is a genius.
clouuuudy
i wore a raincoat to school today, for the first time in forever. seriously. since fourth grade or something.
mannnnn. boy be hot!
corbett et moi went to talk to little kids after school. it was cool. one kid who didn't know how to write drew an alien.
sweet. Shatner has a new commercial.
i really need to see some new movies. like i still haven't seen Kill Bill. and man....the company i've missed. and the Cat in the Hat looks awesome. In fact...i'm not even feeling that excited towards Elf anymore....cause i heard it sucked. Even for a movie like Elf. oh man oh man nof.
søndag, november 09, 2003
S is for save me
T is for take it slow
O is for Oh no!
P is for PLEASE PLEASE DON'T GOOOOOOOOOO
haha my body hates me. i fill it with such shit. haha i'm so sorry, body.
anyway. good job a la piece, Sam! wear your hair like that more often. Crew cuts are mega hot. i actually didn't end up doing strike. but i helped out for a while. and really, when you think about it, it was work no one else would have wanted to do....so it was worth something.
no, no not really.
Ted shared many words of wisdom with me. it was mega-rad. it was really cool to see him and peter again. i called shane yesterday too. I don't know why. i just had his cell number and i left a message. i think it was the whole theater vibe of this weekend.
garrett meeting today...my plan of action is to give my one poem five stars and bolt. no i'm kidding. i'll mooch some food too.
sweet. i heart talking about myself. SO MUCH.
man what a great night. and i am so full of honey & bbq pieces and calamari! woo!
fredag, november 07, 2003
oh EM gee is it NOF yet?????
torsdag, november 06, 2003
balls and FUCKING HALF my cours superieur is at school
man my back hurts. guitars are heavy. my fingers are growing little helmets to help them play better. man. i like being in a band.
do you know what's gross? and really damn annoying? menstruation. Fuck it. fuck french. fuck you know who.
ahsfioehsifhi more coffee s'ilv.
onsdag, november 05, 2003
fuckkkkkkk. my parents are fucking annoying. shut the hell up.
oh hell i neesfakj oh hell
you know. i don't consider singing one of my favorite pastimes, nor do i pride myself on it that much. but sometimes it's really nice. like when you and everyone around you are perfectly unison, and that note buzzes on and off momentarily and it's real nice. or when you sing one note so well that you feel your lips vibrate with the note and it's nice.
you know what rocks? my new fucking hat. even if the football team wears it too.
tirsdag, november 04, 2003
ok nevermind it's gone. almost.
man i am so full of teen angst right now it's un fucking believable.
happy BIRTHDAY
mandag, november 03, 2003
SWEET MOTHER I HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE DiSH SCHOOL OF FINE ARTS
søndag, november 02, 2003
omg that was totally not about 17th century still lifes.
: D
tee-hee!
tra-la!
you wanna know what MY pet peeves are???? boys with girlfriends. goddammit they suck.
i am so worthless. i have done shit today. and physics is hard and stupid and i just want to WHINE. i mean, i'v posted like, five times today. i'm going effing insane. i dont' want to go to stupid school tomorrow cause it SUCKS. and i'll have to go to physics and french MOTHERUFUCKSLDFJS:KDF.
i had ensemble piano practice today. and man, this one kid has really blossomed into a stud. ow ow.
i want tea. i don't want to read. I dont' want to think. I don't want to link socialist art criticism with the kemper exhibit. holy FUCK i don't want to do that. i don't want schoooooool tomorrow. it'll hurt. like that time hillary shut her car's trunk on my head. i swear that's what it'll feel like.
quand je bouge tu bouges
so i'm watching the Pius game on tv right now, and they just did a close up of our cheerleaders and first it was michelle and you could hear all the cheerleaders but then everyone kind of stopped and it zoomed in on J Ellis and it was just her voice and it sounded really bad and whiny and off but it was really funny. even my dad laughed.
haha the announcer just said we were spanking Pius.
and when i'm talking about the Pius game, what I mean is,
hey look! it's me and john in the bottom right! I'm the blonde one. who's eating Dots.
haha ow mother it hurts to type. i played guitar so much today. my middle finger is going to explode or something. but it was cool. dish is rock. yay.
bah sometimes i think of things that might sound nice on this webpage in my head and i think about going on later and typing them, but then that would only be one or two sentences and those are annoying. ow. and now i can't think of anything.
I took my last collegeboard test today. there was lots of idioms and educated guesses. but that's cool. that's like poetry, man.
not real.
modest mouse is sweet.
MAN I"M FULL OF TAJ MAHAL. ohh baby. happy birthday dave.
so besides the SAT II and regret and anxietyyyyyy and the coldness today, things turned around and made me love a lot of people. i sound so cheesy. ah well. the weather is really cool right now. really foggy. yeah, thinking about it, it is really cool how my day switched around. i wanna get a cd tomorrow. i might not have time. cause i like to sleep. heh. this song makes me want to post the lyrics to the whole song. but i really couldn't even post a line. cause i don't know what they're saying.
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