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mandag, oktober 27, 2003

i know nothing makes sense if you think too much

my answering machine is picking up phone calls after the first or second ring. so we had like, 5 messeges. and I sounded funny. and annoying. like, that ditzy voice people make fun of. oh yeah kids i want to ask your help on the senior summary. BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS YOU LIKE YOUR FRIENDS.


faulk me.
man i'm terribly clever, n'est-ce pas?

religion, pigeons, radio and television

.: posted by Kj 9:33 p.m.

søndag, oktober 26, 2003

love list: Jeffrey Lewis, Degrassi
hate list: hillary duff, Radio Free Roscoe

.: posted by Kj 5:41 p.m.

according to Dictionary.com:

na·ked
adj.
Having no clothing on the body; nude.

nude
adj. nud·er, nud·est
Having no clothing; naked.

le fuck.

.: posted by Kj 10:58 a.m.

lørdag, oktober 25, 2003

ANDY LIMPIC HAS MY SOUL COUGHING TAPE THE BASTARD. Ruby Vroom, too. the best album. i want it back.

.: posted by Kj 10:46 p.m.

i went to barnes and noble.
and there was a whole table of The South Beach Diet books. and there were two obese women looking at the stock. and the cover was a really ugly teal.

.: posted by Kj 4:12 p.m.

torsdag, oktober 23, 2003

hey uhh soo uhh
last field hockey game of the season. Senior game too. oh baby. 4 pm. you know where. be cool and come. thanks.

.: posted by Kj 7:12 p.m.

søndag, oktober 19, 2003

It was funny and weird how in French the other day, Madame was like, "what's the word...that means totally hating women?" and Michael beecher and I both shouted, "misogynist!" immediately.

I like the first and last paragraph of this article

man oh man i can't wait till aqua teens. and till i get my senior pictures back. and till i get my SAT scores back. and till i look fantastic.
and i guess tuesday will rock too.

.: posted by Kj 7:31 p.m.

things i just did! :
got my senior pic taken
ate gummy worms

things I'm doing now! :
listening to Sloan

and i got nothing. I'm trying to get through Pride and Prejudice. it's so thick! but it's cool!

we had another tripppp down to st louis..good games. First one: lost by a fluke goal. don't know how it happened. Came back for the Second, which we won. and the Third against Nerinx we lost....BUT it was in seven on seven sudden death overtime. and that's fucking intense. we played hard.
and more gossip. and more mochas from Columbia. ahhhhh.

ohhhh i need some pink stuff.

.: posted by Kj 4:38 p.m.

torsdag, oktober 16, 2003

Man, if i ever become a college admissions rep, shoot me. they depress the hell out of me.
bah i leave for st louis tomorrow..last trip ever. aw man I"ll miss the Hot Topic in the Columbia Mall. and the Taco Bell. They should fuse those stores and call it Hot Taco. imagine the possibilities.

motherfuck! i need to be doin' some starjournalin'
too bad I've been busy self mutilatin'

hahah oh man, do you know who i want to do? yeah, yeah you probably do. actually i can think of a couple.

PLEASE DON'T SEE KILL BILL FRIDAY. thanksthatdbegreat.

and now a line from the great Bob Dylan

.: posted by Kj 9:22 p.m.

onsdag, oktober 15, 2003

ISN'T IT NICE TO KNOW THAT YOUR SENSE OF REALITY IS INTACT?

i think so.

.: posted by Kj 10:48 p.m.

mandag, oktober 13, 2003

whoa guys check this out ( i got it from arc nine )

fifth graders asked to draw pictures while listening to Radiohead

.: posted by Kj 8:34 p.m.

oh yeah
EELS CONCERT THIS THURSDAY IN LAWRENCE

this one IS all ages. fo'sho'
PLEASE ANYONE WANNA GO???

.: posted by Kj 8:25 p.m.

man! i can't do physics when i've got 1945's "Fundamentals of Boogie-Woogie" to occupy my sweet time! haha it's so awesome. i got it at the book sale. it's like the same bass line for every excercise. it's awesome.
the book sale was sweet...though it was effin' impossible to go through everything, which is why i came back with only one fiction book and several art books.
i got one cool record, and i debated getting Black Oak Arkansas' "Rated X" LP just because it looked so hilarious. the cover was some farmgirl ho, you know? and the back was like five guys with their shirts off and pants undone. it was so funny. and the song titles were like, "Cock Fighting" "Hot and Nasty" and "Ace in the Hole" but i decided it wasn't worth $2, plus the ladies working there knew my mom...and you know. all the same.

bahhhhhhhhhhhmannnn tomorrow'll suck. but not too much. wheeee.
da daddda da da dahhh da dadadada da dahhhh (key change) da dadadad da dah da dadadad da dahh
if you ever need some old school Boogie-Woogie, you know who to call.

.: posted by Kj 8:22 p.m.

lørdag, oktober 11, 2003

hey i don't know...would anyone want to go to Columbia the 21st to see the Walkmen? anyone? plus maybe taylor and i are going to see Granddaddy tomorrow so that's up in the air aussi. anyway....colubia's kind of far...talk to me s'ilv.

pinnacle staff rules. except when there's a lot of tension between the big wigs.
and I don't know if I should write this anti-ashley taylor article or not. i mean, I wanna be hatin', but I don't want to hate too much, especially if she wasn't serious to begin with. feelings? maybe tonight ever'one can talk about it. chez dietz.

.: posted by Kj 5:28 p.m.

torsdag, oktober 09, 2003

hahah FeiJiang Fei

.: posted by Kj 8:11 p.m.

the fuck i had so much typed and then it all got erased.
ok not that much typed but you know how annoying that is.

it's annoying when you don't get to do a Varsity run and you really want to. becasue of the lame folks on the team who don't run. I mean, when I was a sophomore, I didn't run all the time, but i was more polite about it. and not so stupid about it too. the motherfuckers made me miss the vars run. ANNOY

t'day i was listening to some fly tunes on 97.3, and then i got this feeling that a good song was playing on 96.5. so i switched stations, but it was just Evanescence. that was a letdown.
but 95.7 is pretty cool.

SWEET i don't have much else to say...or worth saying..cause nothing is really that important when someone else got hit by a car today walking to school. shheeesh.

I met a vegan today.

.: posted by Kj 7:50 p.m.

tirsdag, oktober 07, 2003

I am no longer applying early to Carleton.

.: posted by Kj 8:06 p.m.

søndag, oktober 05, 2003

aw shit guys i feel real nause.
in my head and elsewhere. fuck me. I'm going to like, puke up my ass in practice tomorrow or something. MOTHERFUCK.

.: posted by Kj 5:34 p.m.

hooo boy the rep from Wash U is a total tool. it's not that Robin lady that we knew before. and i have to host her. ah well.
You know what's annoying? when someone's cell phone goes off in the middle of presentations. and it's that obnoxious Nokia ring. and they're sitting next to me. and they ANSWER IT.
it's also really fucking annoying when you have to wait in line behind a bunch of people so you can introduce yourself to the rep you'll be hosting, and all these people are having like, fifteen minute conversations with her about questions they DIDN'T ask during the Q&A session. god!

and then i got a Jackson 5 cd and french fries. wheee

.: posted by Kj 4:47 p.m.

hooo.
i just walked to quik trip to get some apple juice. i like places like quik trip cause i like to stand in front of the drink section or the candy section and just behold everything within it. there's so much. and it's so colorful. you can get almost everything there. like Hawaiian Punch or like everyone wanted today, "RenFest" tickets.
but man i really need some coffee.
yowza.
Homecoming was alright. dinner was good, the dance was average if not below, and the afterparty was great. the best moment was when "Hey Ya!" started playing the second time. cause I was in that great happy warm place by then. haha just for the intro it was so fun. then Caroline changed it to Senorita or something.
but yeah. I'm bummed that I'll have to wait for an unknown amount of time to wear my outfit again. cause i'm crazy about it. and I'm bummed i was a bad date....I wish I would have been a little lightheaded all evening....
but people are cool. and I feel clean now. and I've got a Wash U pres to go to.

dont want-a meet yo'daddy!

.: posted by Kj 12:34 p.m.

onsdag, oktober 01, 2003

ahhh motherfucker i've been working on a powerpoint for so long! need a break! thanks

man i'm psyched for homecoming. man oh man. i am not psyched for John Burroughs though. That might bite.

I've been feeling pretty sick lately. Not in a real obvious way either. just every now and then i'm dizzy or sick in my tummy or something. so i play hockey like shit. it sucks. Imma make some more tea. hold thanks.

thanks.
today was pretty weird. weird things happened like Caroline and David and james' car getting broken into and shit. you guys I'm so sorry.
and someone said something to me that made me feel good....like a good person. wow way to be deep
and god almighty our field hockey video rules. it rocks the mike. it's ridiculous.
and i got this invitation...to a Second Presbyterian Senior High Girls Sleepover!!!!! we ride around in a Plaza carriage and go to dinner on the plaza. it was so ridiculous when I saw it. I don't even know the woman who sent it to me. god that's so whack. I just keep pushing them away. Just when you think that damn church is out of your hair....

anyway. i need to get my hair trimmed. i also need some effin free time to do that too. GOD IS IT ....no i can't say weekend...cause we have to host girls...god i just wanna sleep! any way i'll get back to typin my commonplace. like the gangsta I am.

.: posted by Kj 11:54 p.m.