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lørdag, mai 31, 2003

you know where I wouldn't mind working? The Better Cheddar. that place is so cool.
um shoot I thought i had more to say. um we'll wait a while and then see. k?

ok. yeah so back to the Better Cheddar, they had this one cheese there, this Belgian Goat Cheese with honey. it was so good!!!!!!!! it was like $15 though. I will return to it someday, though. and i got an orangina!

you know, I used to listen to country music. i don't regret it, but it was silly. but i still like Dwight Yokam spelled wrong. but i just like his voice. it worked with his songs. and I'm not going out to by his cd or something, but i just heard a song that he did a cover of, and yeah.
yeah how bout that, when you hear a song, and you realize that you knew it because someone else did a cover of it, and you never knew it. that's happened to me like five times recently. i was like, "ohhhhh"

.: posted by Kj 2:39 p.m.


Otis Redding is fucking cool!

I saw the Italian Job last night and it just made me go "awww" all the time! because of Venice and Seth Green and the Snatch guy and the cute ending! oh my god I can just add it to my movie collection of mediocre action films whose redeeming quality is the European backdrop. but this one had other redeeming qualities as I mentioned before. and there were some pretty sweet scenes. i'm a nerd!!

today, I'm going to hunt down Anytown halfassed applicants. and go to the gap. (tool!) and be an usher at graduation! (TOOL!)

.: posted by Kj 11:33 a.m.


torsdag, mai 29, 2003

I wanna hold you like the sky holds the sun....

.: posted by Kj 2:58 p.m.


tirsdag, mai 27, 2003

this is what i had for dinner:
Boca Spicy "Chik'n" with this Jim Bean Bourbon honey mustard stuff

I wouldn't be telling you this if it wasn't DAMN GOOD.

.: posted by Kj 6:59 p.m.


you know what sucks? the candy selection at Meiner's.
you know who's a bad person? me. cause i'm not at my meeting cause i'm studying physics because someone ELSE is a bad physics teacher. POOP.

.: posted by Kj 4:05 p.m.


mandag, mai 26, 2003

The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless--peacocks and lilies, for instance.

- John Ruskin

.: posted by Kj 3:12 p.m.


i'm lame.
eh. i think i learned something tonight. that i had known before. but now i know it better.

.: posted by Kj 12:03 a.m.


søndag, mai 25, 2003

SAD!!!! i just dropped a new roll of toilet paper in the toilet!!!!


awww i had to tell someone

.: posted by Kj 2:51 p.m.


mmmm....who wants to see The Italian Job with me?


i rode my bike today! smile for me!

.: posted by Kj 2:19 p.m.


lørdag, mai 24, 2003

Winona... winona, you know I love you, but why do you keep living up to the indieboyfucker cliche that you've been labeled?
do you know who she's dating now? Conor Oberst! Bright Eyes!! yeah! I know!!! god they even look alike! geez.

i saw Indian Ink this evening at the Rep. it was long, but it was really good I thought. now I want to marry an Indian artist. then we went to Taj Mahal. ahhhhhhhhhhhh. yeah i'm wearing sweat pants all week.

.: posted by Kj 11:35 p.m.


c'est beau la vie, non?

.: posted by Kj 2:59 p.m.


you know, the other really annoying thing about year books in general is when you write something personal or funny or deep in someone's yearbook and they just write something really generic in yours. but whose fault is that.

.: posted by Kj 12:55 p.m.


fredag, mai 23, 2003

the bronx is up and the battery's down!

hey all! (aw loser!)
I just finished my application...gonna turn it in tonight dawg.
and the school year...done! almost i guess.
biggest yearbook upsets?
-I'm not in the jazz band picture for the second year in a row
-some whiz kid spelled bass "base"
-NO 80'S DAY PICTURE

haha yeah they both had to do with me not being in the yearbook enough. hahah i'm such a loser. oh. and i had more friends last year I guess hahahaha. BWAHAHA.
aw but today ws good. we watched Shrek. i got to blow bubbles and wear a cute skirt. and give hillary sanctuary from her infested house.
kisses!
kjerstin.

.: posted by Kj 6:08 p.m.


torsdag, mai 22, 2003

you don't even know how good fruit snacks are to me. jesus.
I'm sick. i'm a sick puppy. my favorite source of vitamin c is fruit snacks. ohhh. if i was a race car driver, I wouldn't mind putting their logo on my car becasue they are so good!

hey everyone who came to the concert rocks hard. thanks so much!

.: posted by Kj 7:18 p.m.


tirsdag, mai 20, 2003

I will lash out dancing like a madman when you're gone...

.: posted by Kj 11:35 p.m.


goddammit.
you know, there were some nice parts of my day, some fun parts. but i feel absolutely horrible right now. jesus. why won't they leave me the fuck alone. god I'm in the worst fucking mood. I am looking forward to next year because i won't have Gordon as a fucking teacher. I am so mad at her. At the beginning of the year it was like, "hahah oh she's so mean and sarcastic!" but quite frankly, now i just find her attitude rather bitchy and pretentious. Sorry if you don't feel the same. I'm not one of her little angels.
I'm also looking forward to next year becasue there won't be as many people. sure they'll be just as many, but they won't matter. god i'm bitter. i need to get away from all of you.

god i hate biology.

.: posted by Kj 9:33 p.m.


it's weird how you can be such good friends with someone....and yet there's an omnipresent tension between you....and you don't really know it's there until something happens, and then you just can't stop going at eachother's throats. how does that work? I want to know what i'm missing.


i stepped in dog poop today.

oh yeah JAZZ BAND is tomorrow!!!! yeah! like, our only concert all year!!! it's the instrumental music concert so those of you badasses who went last year know what it's like. but if you don't want to listen to the 5th grade chamber group, i think we're playing around eight. but it would be nice of you to show up before then too. aw i'm psyched. and Mr. Hicks is going!

.: posted by Kj 4:54 p.m.


mandag, mai 19, 2003

um....it's cool when the most rebellious thing you'll ever do in your life is to stay in your seat when the juniors move over to the senior section in assembly.

.: posted by Kj 9:51 p.m.


Things that piss me off:
people who talk to you just to show how smart they are.
people who carry...no, no...flash around books with them just to show off that they are reading that book.
college.
SmarterChild
not being in france!

cool things:
A Mighty Wind
the y chromotones
A Brief History of Time
seeing an old friend!
truffles.
thunda!

.: posted by Kj 8:52 p.m.


I wish we had a Home Ec class. that was required for girls and boys. then i could learn how to do cool shit. like cook.

.: posted by Kj 6:52 p.m.


IT"S CORN CASSOROLE NIGHT!!!!
: D

.: posted by Kj 6:40 p.m.


søndag, mai 18, 2003

i feel like a little goth girl in this dress.
i feel like shit on more than one level.
christ.

..et le plongea dans une noire melancolie....

.: posted by Kj 5:36 p.m.


awww sam called my cell phone today because i had called him earlier. and it went off in church!!! ah!!!! at least it's a quiet ring, and not some idiotic tone. it was still embarassing. ohhh...oh well. care.

.: posted by Kj 12:09 p.m.


lørdag, mai 17, 2003


Happy Norwegian Independence Day!!!

.: posted by Kj 6:20 p.m.


Topics of Discussion:

1. Smells of distinctions
(for me, camels at the zoo)

2. When rich, prominent families have fuck-ups for kids
(I feel a certain, small smirk of contentment. it's wrong. I know. i think it's jealousy or something)

3. Little kids in music videos
(if they can breakdance, they're cool. but the pale ones in Korn-ish videos are weird)

your comments???

.: posted by Kj 5:45 p.m.


fredag, mai 16, 2003

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

.: posted by Kj 6:22 p.m.


.: posted by Kj 6:18 p.m.


radiohead is so good!

.: posted by Kj 6:13 p.m.


torsdag, mai 15, 2003

I want something good to die for....to make it beautiful to live.
the new queens of the stone age video is sweet. besides the objectification of women stuff. ; )

.: posted by Kj 6:27 p.m.


god. grilling meat smells sooo freaking good. droool. ah well.

damn it feels good to be a gansta.
and to run.

i tried to clean out our birdbath today with a hose because it was so full of bird crap. but maybe that's not the best way to do it. because it just gets the ground really wet. and bird poopy. but if you were a bird, wouldn't you want to bathe and drink from water NOT filled with crap???

my posts are so short and without a lot of meaning. it's not that big a deal. but it used to be that i'd sit down and write at least a paragraph of no meaning.
oh well. the old world is rapidly aging.

.: posted by Kj 5:53 p.m.


onsdag, mai 14, 2003

my baby's done left me....just a sittin' and a rockin'...

.: posted by Kj 10:43 p.m.


tirsdag, mai 13, 2003

Tonight, I discovered Rachmaninov.

and my piano teacher asked me if it was that time of the month. that was awkward. I said no.

i am so ti tired.

"aw!"

.: posted by Kj 10:03 p.m.


i hate the tv and the news. i only trust pbs.
god. everyone else's coverage of Iraq was just a reality tv show that came to a nice, pleasant season finale.

and what the fuck. what happened to the Daily Show at six?

.: posted by Kj 7:01 p.m.


søndag, mai 11, 2003

FUCKING A

FAMILY GUY TONIGHT


zach today: "This is pedophile porno music"

.: posted by Kj 10:18 p.m.


yay for rugby shirts and french food/boys!

fuck me!!

siiiiiiigning offff

.: posted by Kj 9:00 p.m.


go to Dietrich's French bash!
haha. that makes it sound like we go and bash the french. Quite the opposite!! so if that's your cup of tea...go! just fucking show up to say hi or something. great that'd be thanks fuck. he live near by! wherever you live!

.: posted by Kj 3:07 p.m.


fredag, mai 09, 2003

Today was US history. I wore my Hawaii undies...because nothing says America like annexation!!!

et ce soir? La Tartuffe. ben.....bon!
Je rirai mon cul... um...off!

.: posted by Kj 5:56 p.m.


torsdag, mai 08, 2003

wow, you know what?
Studying American History is REALLY FUCKING TEDIOUS.
go to hell, am civ.

.: posted by Kj 8:29 p.m.


THE GODS ARE ANGRY!!!!

.: posted by Kj 5:40 p.m.


this is nice. it's nice and grey outside...I got tea, I got Ella aw yeah.
today was cool casue it was like i had no school. i did have a four hour test and an in class essay. but there's not band performance....and i feel loved (heart! heart!)

hmmmmmmmm.

.: posted by Kj 3:41 p.m.


tirsdag, mai 06, 2003

awww cool flirting with football players!

You know what's nice? walking past the coffee section in a grocery store. mmmm it smells so good!
you know what else is nice? gummy food. ohhhh yes. i could preach the wonders of gummy for a long time.

Cars I don't like:
bright blue or yellow sports cars. they just look dumb
SUVs, but especially black SUVs (sorry! I'm not trying to be mean!)
VW bugs. the new kind.
and those realllly reallllllllly ugly things. god I don't know what they're called.

.: posted by Kj 9:10 p.m.


søndag, mai 04, 2003

vanessa from queens.

.: posted by Kj 11:29 p.m.


sometimes i feel like there are only so many real people that I know.
at least I like them. in fact i love them.

.: posted by Kj 8:08 p.m.


so my parents were at, and drove by places destroyed by the tornado. they left this one place about an hour before it was torn apart. yeah. weird.

i wish that i could just forget everything and play my instruments. perfectly. not that perfectly. i wish i could play guitar better. my throat hurts like a motherfucker.

.: posted by Kj 6:55 p.m.


To anyone who has criticized me for taking French:
I could read Doonesbury today, and you could not.


I had an absolutely wonderful day yesterday, I was actually going to be rather poetic about it, but then I got in a really cruddy mood. as you could probably tell. sorry for being a downer last night.
I should be more stressed out about everything I have coming up. I sure as hell am critical, that hasn't stopped. i don't know. I don't feel like crying my eyes out on my blog, thanks. thank you. youyou.

.: posted by Kj 3:21 p.m.


This kind of surprised me. well. not the narcissitic part. maybe just the moderate anti social part.

DisorderRating
Paranoid:Moderate
Schizoid:Low
Schizotypal:Moderate
Antisocial:Moderate
Borderline:Low
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:High
Avoidant:High
Dependent:High
Obsessive-Compulsive:Low

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --


.: posted by Kj 3:19 p.m.


lørdag, mai 03, 2003

last late nite rant

I WISH PEMBROKE WAS A WHOLE LOT FUCKING BIGGER

.: posted by Kj 12:31 a.m.


dude. andrew WK is on MTV2 right now. and he's talking. this guy is awesome. FUCK! he is so crazy!!! so yeah, anyone up for warped tour?

tonight was a lot of fun.

.: posted by Kj 12:01 a.m.


fredag, mai 02, 2003

TALK HARD

I don't know why this movie hasn't had such a big break. it's fucking awesome. there are some cheesy parts, but it's from the 80's, so that's a given. and the cinematography's not great or anythign, nothin artsy, but it's awesoem. I've seen it three times now, and I don't think anyone i know has seen it. aw well. I still like it. fuck. and seth green's in it too. rockin' a red mullet. anyway. and christian slater was SUCH A BABE. between my trio of Heathers, Pump Up the Volume, and Gleaming the Cube, the best of the eighties AND christian slater come together for sweet sweet movie making.

Chuck U Farley!!

.: posted by Kj 11:58 p.m.


torsdag, mai 01, 2003

you know what one of the funniest things I've ever seen on SNL was?
Drunk girl.

on an UNrelated note
hillary is my friend so much
it is pia's birthday tomor!

.: posted by Kj 8:59 p.m.


so on French vocab, Madame has so gracioiusly provided us with the definition to some words. and in that column of english definitions, this is what it says:

her eyes blood-shot
her arms rough and scaley
from good manners
a little farm
to settle down there
he bathes them in tears
he was cheated
she became shrewdish
part of your rear end cut off
the sultan.

looks like chapter 29 of Candide will not dissappoint!
...just like every other crazy ass fucked up chapter in this really fucking weird book.

.: posted by Kj 8:44 p.m.


as of now, my top three hottest celebrities are:
Jude Law
Orlando Bloom
Seth Green.


I had veggie chili for dinner. the fake meat was gross though.

.: posted by Kj 7:51 p.m.