Clap Hands 
factories and smoke
mandag, februar 03, 2003
Deeaaad puppiesss
Wrestling quotes
"Dan Wells! stop eating your hands! you're not even eating your hands now. you're mauling them. why do you maul your hands, Dan Wells? are you a nervous guy?"
"No, i just have an over-active part of my brain." (points to back of head.)
More from D. Wells:
"I have dates to two WPAs......just kidding."
On the Columbia (sp?)
"I don't know why it's such a big deal. We're taking it as way too big a deal. I mean, what are we going to do when the sun dies and we don't have a planet to go to?"
"I did not skip practice on Friday to smoke up!"
coach: I've been on a plane three times in my life. once in the army and twice for wrestling tournaments.
dumb, over-developed 6th grader: I have my own plane.
coach: ha. you kids have your own planes. the kids at my school had their own planes.
brady: are you kidding?
coach: no. yes! kids at my school didn't have clothes! kids at my school didn't have breakfast cereal!
Coach: telegrams? That's my business. or I tried it. You know all the "-grams" that people can get...well I thought I'd start my own grams. So I took out an ad in the yellow pages for the "World's Fastest Man-o-gram" and you know, people could call and I would just go over and do whatever. Well, I started getting calls from people who would say stuff like, "that is so sick!" "what's wrong with you? that's so sick!" and I couldn't figure it out so I looked at the ad, and those bastards had made a typo and it said, "World's Fastest Mammogram."
coach and I are going to start a metal band called "Hot Lava."
MEET TOMORROW AT 6:30 PLEASE COME!
god i'm such a lose
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