Clap Hands 
factories and smoke
torsdag, januar 30, 2003
change-over
these are quotes from wrestling today:
Coach Carpenter:
"Ryan, if you do join the service, remember one thing: don't skip out on the training. Because you can come to practice, mess around and compete in a meet, lose and it's ok. You can't go out on the field like that or you'll get your butt blown off. We would do PT pass the cemetary and it was just rows and rows of white crosses without names on them all of guys your age who wanted to be patriotic and got their butts blown off. And I could just look at that and not even see where the crosses ended.
"Ryan would you die for your country?"
"Yes."
"No! Andrew, would you die for your country?"
"Yes."
"No! ask me."
"Would you die for your country?"
"Bullshit! I'll let the other guy die for his country. I'm coming back alive."
"Does it disturb anyone in this room that George W. Bush says 'America' ' 'merica'?"
"Does it disturb anyone in this room that the United States only goes to war against people with brown or yellow skin?"
Tripplett: Does that really happen? (tripp's reading The Sun Also Rises)
coach: well they do make you take drugs that make it impossible to get an erection. and that's really weird.
DDT: don't worry tripp, you're a virgin you don't even know what you're missing.
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