Clap Hands
factories and smoke
mandag, januar 06, 2003
BITCH FIGHT
DrippyLikesBass: well quit being such a bitch, jim!
JMossimo13: youre the bitch
JMossimo13: bitch
DrippyLikesBass: bitchy mcbitchface
JMossimo13: bitchten
JMossimo13: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
JMossimo13: i look up bith in the dictionary and i see youre picture
DrippyLikesBass: mossibitch
JMossimo13: oooooooooooooooooooo
DrippyLikesBass: my baloney has a first name
DrippyLikesBass: it's Jimsabitch
JMossimo13: kjerstin the bitchman was a very bitchy soul
JMossimo13: (to the tune of frosty the snowman)
JMossimo13: bitch
DrippyLikesBass: ok bitchcake
DrippyLikesBass: here're the stories
DrippyLikesBass: law of life
DrippyLikesBass: love of life
DrippyLikesBass: to build a fire
DrippyLikesBass: a peice of steak
DrippyLikesBass: i think that's all ya biotch
JMossimo13: 4?
JMossimo13: how long are they
DrippyLikesBass: i don't know. probalby as long as the trail of bitchiness you leave wherever you go
JMossimo13: not very long then
DrippyLikesBass: ooooooooo
JMossimo13: good thing its not your trail of bitchiness
JMossimo13: otherwise we'd be reading war and fucking peace
DrippyLikesBass: so i was at this dog show
DrippyLikesBass: and i asked a nice young man, "is that your bitch?" and he was like, "no it's just JIm"
DrippyLikesBass: and i was like, "sorry"
DrippyLikesBass: and he was like, "No, it happens a lot"
JMossimo13: lol
JMossimo13: you're bitchiness is unprecentented
DrippyLikesBass: your bitchiness is ill-conceived
JMossimo13: you have bo
JMossimo13: bitch odor
JMossimo13: you need some debitchident
JMossimo13: come on biotch where you at on that one
DrippyLikesBass: you watch the BBC
DrippyLikesBass: Big Bitch channel
DrippyLikesBass: and have your own show
DrippyLikesBass: it's reality, of course
DrippyLikesBass: called The Real Bitch
JMossimo13: whoaaaaa
JMossimo13: something just flew over me
JMossimo13: it was........
JMossimo13: the B-1
JMossimo13: wait ........
JMossimo13: nm
JMossimo13: that was you
JMossimo13: Bitchy-1
DrippyLikesBass: i know you had a lot of trouble with your DBQ
DrippyLikesBass: your Dumb Bitch Questions
JMossimo13: you proly thought of em
JMossimo13: look at your damn screen name
DrippyLikesBass: well they're meant to be asked to dumb bitches
JMossimo13: drippylikesbeingbitchy
JMossimo13: i bet you watch the bitch files
JMossimo13: or bitchin public
DrippyLikesBass: i bet you like K-Bitch
JMossimo13: you proly wanted to marry joe bitchionairre
JMossimo13: shutup bitcheral
DrippyLikesBass: bitch
DrippyLikesBass: ah! i'm typing like a bitch
JMossimo13: shouldnt be hard
JMossimo13: it must suck being such a bitchy bitch
DrippyLikesBass: it must suck to get drunk on Bitch Lite every weekend
DrippyLikesBass: and wash it down with Bitchnoff
JMossimo13: you're the bitchoholic
DrippyLikesBass: you got me hooked
JMossimo13: you need to go to ba
JMossimo13: and i think you oknow what that is
DrippyLikesBass: well it sure didn't work for you
JMossimo13: i never went
JMossimo13: didn't need to
DrippyLikesBass: first step is admitting you have a problem, bitch
JMossimo13: dont g oo into bitchnial
JMossimo13: bitch
DrippyLikesBass: jim i'm bitched out. i need to get my bitch sleep
JMossimo13: damn straight biotch
DrippyLikesBass: of course, I can never sleep soundly knowing that a bitch as big as you roams free in the world
JMossimo13: nighty inght, don't let the bitch bugs bite
JMossimo13: that'll be tough though since they infest you
DrippyLikesBass: shut up. i'll kill your dog.
JMossimo13: i'll kill yoiur bitch
JMossimo13: wait you are the bitch
DrippyLikesBass: i'll kill you. with specail bbs.
DrippyLikesBass: bitch bullets
JMossimo13: i'll drop the atomic bitch on your house
DrippyLikesBass: you mean your mother?
JMossimo13: nope
JMossimo13: you created it
JMossimo13: but i'll kill you
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